| Dj Special Request |
| If McDonald's and Burger King can make it anyway you want it, why can't a DJ service do the same. I ask a DJ if he can come play in my room. |
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| Homeless People Need Money Too |
| Well, it was that time of year (christmas), the time of giving. I read a "sweet" little poem that I created, begging for money, then I confuse the lady by saying "I don't accept money, it was just a poem." |
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| It was 3 in the morning and this guy needed to wake up! |
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| Your Dog Has Aids! |
| I got the scoop that this lady was so protective of her dog that when it had a case of the Hershy Squirts, she took him all the way to the animal hospital in the middle of the night! I decided to call them up with the test results! (Didn't actually get to talk to the lady, but talked to her husband "real sick guy") |
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| I'm Pregnant |
| I told this poor woman that her husband had gotten me pregnant. |
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| Klean Air |
| Strange call with a drunken crazy lady. |
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| Crack in my butt |
| Having a crack in your butt can be a painfull experience, as I tell these lawyers. |
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| Defensive Driving |
| Everybody hates getting a ticket, even more, I hate taking defensive driving. Why can't they make it fun? |
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| Kinko's |
| This call was played on 97.1 the eagle. I call kinko's wantin' to get kinky. |
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| Party calls |
| Wouldn't you like to get invited to a party? In these calls I invite random people to "my party". |
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