Tony's Top Five ways to pick up an Old Chick!



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The Lines:

5: "Are those dentures you're wearing or are you..... yeh those are dentures"
4: "How bout you give Mr. G a little suger, that is, unless you have diabetes."
3: "I'm gonna start a little fire in those granny pannies!"
2: "You sure do smell nice, depends?"
1:"I've really got to stop eating old people!"